Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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