Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
