it hurts more in the daytime
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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