Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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