Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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