You're my little dorito
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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