question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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