so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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