But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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