C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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