So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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