Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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