i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
