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  Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?

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• Yes because on his birthday, he tells you what to wear and how he's gonna feed it to ya.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 12, 13 at 10:00am

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• Biblical-Jesus sex or gardener-Jesus sex?

  Submitted by fly_bi_night on Mar 13, 13 at 8:02am

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• Would that include Ed Sheeran?

  Submitted by emner on Mar 13, 13 at 5:37pm

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• As opposed to "normal" Jesus sex? I don't want to crucify you for it, but that would take a miracle...

  Submitted by Mactastic on Mar 12, 13 at 10:12am

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