the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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