Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just want to make out with him forever
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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