dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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