There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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