I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I don't think brook has ever known best
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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