Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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