It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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