This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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