Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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