Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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