the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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