Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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