We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
