No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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