I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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