Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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