So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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