Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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