I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
did i walk over a car last night?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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