I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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