We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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