When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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