Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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