My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The ass gains better be worth it
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