Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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