I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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