my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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