i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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