Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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