the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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