Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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