i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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