Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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