So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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