I understand Curling. That high.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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