Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
