Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
a search helicopter?!
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
