I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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