Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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