I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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