Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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