scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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