i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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