I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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