Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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